I found a code hidden in the Smurfs that reveals the truth behind the legends of the Holy Grail. Sounds ludicrous, but its kind of true. It usually takes me over an hour and 150 slides to tell this story, but I think I can do it in 5 minutes with 20 slides.
I’m Anglo-American…mmmm….Ok I’m English, but I’ve been in Portland for 8 years. I’m 43 and work at New Seasons Market. I used to be a tour guide on the open top double decker buses in London.