How to Drive in Portland


Beginning with the basic rule: Get out of my way

We will continue with:
How to turn left (you’re doing it wrong)
How to turn right (you’re still doing it wrong)
Uncontrolled intersections (it’s totally safe if you’re the only idiot)
Entering the freeway-Floor it, then look
Multiway stops-You’re doing it wrong
Was that a bike?
and back to the basic rule: Get out of my way. It’s the right thing to do.

Todd Henion

Affiliation Just this guy

Parent, pilot, driver and corrector of others. Lived in Portland for 19 years.