The Scandalous Lies I've Told My Children


Michael will recite some of the perfectly healthy falsehoods he’s told his children, such as: “You know kids, we just learned that raccoons have incredible dexterity, but were you aware that they incidentally pull unbrushed teeth right from your gums while they roam houses in search of toys that haven’t been put away? Neat huh?!”

Michael Buffington


Michael Buffington is anti-telharsic.